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I cannot tell you the dozens of times that after I have
worn the swami when my outpourings of predictions were so
psychologically consuming that I have had to retreat to the
comfort of my bed in order to maintain my physical strength.
During those draining times, my only sustenance was
beef broth, rye bread and weak decaf green tea. But, I
soldiered on knowing that my readers were desperately
counting on me to provide them with some succor during
perilous times; and I will continue to do so even if it
means risking my very health!
Considering the recent political slap that the voters
gave to Herr Trump and his minions and the furor that he is
causing by his infantile refusal to concede the election and
allow Joe Biden to proceed to a smooth transition, I now
make the following predictions!
ONE: Herr Trump, knowing that he has strangled the very
life out of the now feckless GOP party and has turned it
into a self- serving cult of cowering sheep and moon-howling
Fox News commentators, will plunder his base for millions of
dollars so he can pay off mounting legal fees and put some
bucks aside to do battle with the New York Attorney General
over a myriad of civil and criminal charges.
TWO: Herr Trump will assess a list of people that he plans
to pardon including names of political hacks and grifters
that will simply outrage the American public but will inure
him to his base because, “He stuck it to the man!”
Of course, Herr Trump will pardon himself, his family, loyal
in-laws and will throw out pardons, like confetti, at Flynn,
Stone, Giuliani, Dennis the Menace, Betty Boop (for breaking
so many hearts) and the Wizard of Oz (for faking out the
scarecrow, the lion and the Tin Man with his power con).
THREE: Herr Trump will finish gutting so many federal
agencies and departments on his way out of the White House,
so that when Joe Biden comes into power, he will have a nigh
Herculean job of restoring the federal government from such
a spiteful blight.
FOUR: Herr Trump will continue to run the mind-bending con
that he will run for the White House in 2024 but nothing can
be further from the truth other than panicking Mike Pence
and other 2024 contenders because they know that if he so
declares, his vapid base will flood him with cash to make it
happen.
News Flash!!: One cannot run for the presidency from a jail
cell, so that threat is dead on arrival. Once Trump leaves
office, he will face a slurry of lawsuits, some criminal,
that hopefully will eventually land him a prison cell next
to a smiling, “Bubba.”
FIVE: After Trump comes out of his self- imposed fog that
he is now a certified loser and Joe Biden mopped the floor
with him, Trump will stage a Revenge Tour where he will
sponsor rallies simply for the sake of lashing out at his
enemies, real or concocted. He needs a punching bag and
whomever he thinks did not throw themselves on his sword,
will be fair game.
SIX: When the hundreds of millions of dollars in personal
loans become due and payable in 2021, Trump will have to
have a fire sale of his assets in the hopes of keeping his
beloved Mar-A-Lago mansion safe as his eventual hideaway
from public scrutiny.
SEVEN: Trump will audition for Dancing With The Stars but
will be rejected because he is unable to smile for the
cameras but will blame that problem on the ever present,
Deep State.
EIGHT: Donald Trump, with the help of Sean Hannity, will try
to buy space on Mount Rushmore so he can have his likeness
chiseled into the mountain side as a lasting idol to his
cult followers.
Well, there you have it. The enormity of my predictions
has left me totally exhausted and on the verge of my asking
for donations so that I can fly to Thailand for rest and
recovery.
So, if you can do so, please send to me in a non-traceable
money order, the amount of $43.22 (includes shipping and
handling) so I can recover and return to you both refreshed
and invigorated!
Contact Lafe Tolliver at tolliver@juno.com
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