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Ready? Go!
QUESTION ONE: Which person has shown the most hypocrisy
about voting to challenge the verified electoral college
votes?
(1) Ted Cruz
(2) Josh Hawley
(3) Kevin McCarthy
(4) Snoop Dog
QUESTION TWO: If a Black person were found on camera
mercilessly beating a cop with an American flag, what would
happen to him or her?
(1) Would be nicely told to stop it.
(2) Would be gently escorted out of the room.
(3) his body parts would be unable to be found after 60
slugs brought him down.
(4) he could say he was a patriot and his actions would be
excused.
QUESTION THREE: Who would be called out if thousands of
Black folks descended upon the Capitol with BLM flags and
they bum rushed the buildings?
(1) Local police with riot gear and shot guns.
(2) The National Guard with armored trucks
(3) 82nd Airborne paratroopers dropping onto the
White House lawns.
(4) Four battalions of battle-tested Marines with loaded
AR-15’s.
QUESTION FOUR: If Black people invaded the Capitol and
shouted about hanging the Vice President or shooting the
Speaker of the House, what would happen?
(1) All exit doors blocked off and everyone arrested and
charged with treason and insurrection.
(2) Told that they were simply exercising their First
Amendment rights of freedom of speech and allowed to
continue.
(3) Each protestor stripped down and searched and arrested
on the spot and taken to detention centers.
(4) Each protestor jailed with no bond due to the severity
of their acts.
QUESTION FIVE: If the Black people were jailed and they said
that they could not eat jail food for religious reasons but
demanded soul food to eat, what would happen? (clue: one of
the arrested white protestors told the judge that he could
not consume food that was not organic!).
(1) They would be told, “Eat it or nothing!”
(2) The police would frantically scour the local restaurants
and bring take out soul food meals to the jails for the
protestors.
(3) The ACLU would file court cases protesting inhumane
treatment of not giving the Black inmates corn bread and
greens and fried pork chops with cucumbers and tomatoes on
the side.
QUESTION SIX: What would be the final fate of any convicted
Black protestors?
(1) President Trump would grant a blanket pardon for all of
them and say that he loved them!
(2) They would lose their jobs.
(3) They would be placed on a no-fly list.
(4) They would be hailed as patriots and heroes and sheroes!
QUESTION SEVEN: If Black folks were found taking property
out of the Capitol Building, what would be their fate?
(1) Cheers for simply liberating property wrongfully held
by, “Da Man”.
(2) Photos taken of smiling liberators and then being
charged with minimal crimes.
(3) Hundreds of bodies strewn on the Capitol grounds with
the statement by President Trump: “When the looting starts,
the shooting starts!”
Well, there you have it. Read the questions first and
answer the best you can and when finished, send me a
non-traceable money order for $19.79 (shipping and handling
included) c/o this newspaper and I will send you the secret
decoder for the correct answers. Do it today!
Contact Lafe Tolliver at
tolliver@juno.com
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