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You would come out from your secret hiding place with a
big smile, knowing that you were the victor and your hiding
place was so cool and well kept, that no one found you.
Now, fast forward to your adult life and maybe you are
still one of those late-blooming adults still playing that
fantasy game but, only this time, the stakes are real and
upfront.
How’s so? Did you ever heard of the adult cheating
website called Ashley Madison?
If not, here is how it works: you go to the site and,
with a promise of total security and anonymity, you enter
your name and e-mail address and credit card information and
voila! You have entered a playground of adults, male
and female, who are cruising around look for a cheat.
A cheat? Yeah. They are trying to find people who, just
like them, are willing to also register at that site and
give up their personal data and history and to say a few
sexy and choice morsels about their sexual proclivities so
as to entice you to have an affair with them.
Why? The motto of the site says it all: Life is Short.
Have an Affair.
Seemingly millions of people, worldwide, thought that their
lives were in fact too short and wanted to spread their
wings, among other things, and sample fleshly fare other
than what they were now purportedly sampling.
It is a site where you can unload your fantasies and be
bold and brazen as to your peccadilloes and someone might be
in the same mindset as you are and BINGO! you make a
connection and the rest is up to you and your future
cheater.
Well, guess what happened? Now, millions and millions of
those registrars are being caught up in a tempest due to a
hacker group that threatened to expose the participants and
when the demands of the hackers went unmet, the hackers kept
their word.
They release goo-gobs of information of personal data
from that website and now the fallout begins.
Purportedly divorce lawyers from coast-to-coast are on
DEFCON 5 high alert for a upcoming uptick in divorces to be
filed; and jilted marriage partners are warming up pots of
hot grits for a 2 AM bedtime greeting to pour on their
errant spouse.
Based upon my in depth contacts with the hacker group,
they have supplied me with the e-mails of the most notorious
users and I, in conjunction with the hackers and their
mission, have decided to do my part and unload those scarlet
e-mail addresses.
So, if you used any of the below e mail addresses, I
strongly suggest that you
either run for the hills or be prepared to fork out hefty
amounts of legal fees when the papers come to you asking for
a divorce, alimony and child support payments.
So, read and weep but here are the most egregious
e-mails that have been disclosed to a gossip tainted public:
xxx@yourplaceormine.com/xxx@whowillfindout.com/xxx@itsallaboutme.com/
xxx@dontworrybehappy.com/xxx.stupidwillneverknow.com/xxx@nooneunderstandsme.com/
xxx@readylikefreddy.com/xxx@alimonyproof.com/xxx@herekittykitty.com/
xxx@howcouldthisbewrong.com/xxx@Iwillleavehim.com/xxx@whatweddingring.com/
xxx@sneakaroundtime.com/xxx@judgmentwhatjudgment.com/xxx@nowyoutellme.com/
xxx@Ishouldhaveknown.com/xxx@justlosteverything.com.
If you have ever used any of the above emails, you, my
friend may have been busted!
(2) Un-ringing a Bell?
Did you read the recent semi-sob story of former Mayor
Michael Bell now indicating that he may have mis-read the
public outrage for his past support of Senate Bill 5 which
was proposed by Governor Kasich and which would have
drastically curtailed the power of public unions?
Now the crybaby is thinking back to his stubborn days
of being a SB5 supporter and hopes that his now contrite,
crocodile tears will sway enough voters to give him another
chance at being mayor!
Would someone please do the only kind and hospitable
act and give the former mayor a box of tissues and gently
show him the public stage exit ramp.
Former Mayor Bell was not an intellectual lightweight.
How could he not read the public tea leaves in a union town
and realize that his championing Governor Kasich’s proposal
was a political death knell?
Why did he go ahead and do it? He made a political
decision and if he thought it was right and correct and was
part of his game plan, he should live and die by it and not
now wring his hands and maybe, just maybe re-think his
support of that issue.
He has been characterized by a local columnist as
being his own man and a standup guy. If so, then he needs to
quit moaning and groaning about his past vigorous support of
that legislation and take his licks and slink away.
If he did it his way in spite of advice to the
contrary, why is he now grinning and skinning and trying to
win back the voters favor for another run at the mayor’s
office?
It is because of vanity… a bruised ego. Mike Bell feels
he is more than just a past puppet for Senate Bill 5. He
wants to get back into the mayor’s chair and show everyone
that he is more than a one-dimensional mayor; and that he
has more to show than his support for that doomed
legislation or the now busted deal for the waterfront
property with the no-show Chinese buyers.
No…now the former mayor wants to forswear off both
Chinese food and Republican follies and plead with the
voters that he is a changed man and that he will be good if
they give him a second bite at the apple.
My sage advice to the voters? Snatch the dangling apple
away and tell Mike that he already got his one bite and that
was more than enough.
Contact Lafe Tolliver at Tolliver@juno.com
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