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A Tale of Two Mikes!

Michael Jordan Comes out of the Shoe Closet/Mike Bell Sucks up to the Donald

By Lafe Tolliver, Esq
Guest Column

     Commentary One: Here he is!  The still reigning champion of basketball. A six-time MVP in the NBA!

A man who each year can cause shoe riots at malls when "another" issue of his overly expensive Jordan basketball shoes hits the market.

     Here he is! A multi-millionaire a hundred times over from a gaggle of commercial endorsements from golf to Hanes underwear and, finally, to club ownership!



Lafe Tolliver, Esq


     And now...for the first time in history. For the first time since time began, Michael Jordan has found his voice.

     Michael Jordan has decided to come out of the shadows of being scared of losing his endorsements and has, with fear and much trembling, uttered a statement regarding current civic unrest of the police shootings of unarmed black men and the cowardly ambush of police officers by a black sniper in Dallas.

     One quick question? Where have you been, Michael Jordan? Where have you been, among other cowards in the field of athletics, during the past 30 years when a commentary, even briefly, from your exalted basketball perch could have/would have made a difference in someone's thinking about the social fabric that was being rented by upheaval and racial discord?

      For too long, Michael Jordan was in hiding and when asked his opinion about X, Y or Z, he would break into a cold sweat and mumble, "No comment!"

     Was Michael Jordan terrified of the mere thought that he could be held accountable for his public comments and those comments would get back to his white handlers and sponsors and they would tag him with a, "bad boy" label and he would lose their pats on his head?

     Was Michael Jordan so unsure of himself and his cognitive skills that he was intimidated into not even putting out bland press releases that would express something about his position on so many events that have transpired in the past 20 years in this US of A?

     Well, laudie...da...da...Michael Jordan has finally said something and has donated

two million dollars to the NAACP and another social organization who are fighting to mend and heal these gross acts of urban civil war.

      As you can readily discern, I have zero tolerance for the Michael Jordans of the sports world and other, 'on the sidelines' entertainment giants who have made zillion of dollars and yet commit maybe 33 cents to social causes that champion human and civil rights.

     Was Michael Jordan obligated to do so? Yes! Each year, with his "new" issue of a basketball shoe, Michael Jordan has made multiple millions off of impressionable black youths who buy his outrageously-priced sports gear.

      Yeah, Michael "owes" those kids something besides a new shoe made each year in China. He owes them an explanation about why he is so late to the game of commentary and involvement for the very kids...his prime market...that buys his "stuff", to say something meaningful about their struggles and aspirations.

      So, welcome, Michael...and a long overdue to you of, "bout time you got on your big boy pants and stepped up to the front line!"

     Now, I know everyone is not a Harry Belafonte or a John Lewis or a Dick Gregory, but come on, folks, when these mega stars come into your living room via the TV or Netflix streaming and you pay money to see them act or perform, you should have a reasonable expectation that they will tip their hats to you and say a needed word...at least now and then!

Commentary Two:  Well, well. Tell me it ain't so! Will someone please shove me and wake me up!

      The word is out that good ol' Mike Bell led the audience in the pledge of allegiance at a civic event this past week.

So? you say! Well the civic event was The Amazing Donald Trump Traveling Circus that held court in downtown Toledo at The Huntington Center.

     Yes, Mike Bell was there in apparently fine form, sans cowboy hat, and led

the Republican presidential nominee and the gathered crowd in pledging allegiance to the flag.

     Why? The scuttlebutt is that some weeks ago, Donald Trump was at a political event and the issue came up about his lack of support amongst the critical African-American voters.

    Donald Trump, not one to be at a loss for words, scanned the crowd and saw one black male there and said, "That's my African American!"

 That racial remark of Donald asserting ownership over that hapless black male made national news that Donald was so racially insensitive that he would politically "kidnap" this black man as his own property.

    Needless to say that black man was on news shows and was asked about such a comment. He was flustered about being the object of so many jokes and commentary simply because he went to see a Trump rally and was brought into the political discourse against his will.

     Well, I heard that Mike Bell was so envious and jealous of the attention that this guy got from Donald Trump that he hoped against hope that after he led the audience in the pledge of allegiance, that Donald Trump will also notice him and say again, "That's my African American!"

     Since Mike Bell is running for a Lucas County commission slot, he is hoping that such a national spotlight on possibly being called out as Donald Trump's African-American in Toledo, will give his campaign a boost.

     If I had had a chance to ask Mike Bell about that fervent hope, this is what he undoubtedly would have said:

Mike Bell:  It is all good! I don't mind being called out. I am used to it.

Me: Mike, how does being called out by Donald Trump compare with the former Mayor Carty Finkbeiner calling you, in public...King Kong!

Mike Bell: (a long pause).  No comment.

Me: Michael, is it true that you plan to do outreach in the black community on the part of Donald Trump to get black voters to vote for him?

Mike Bell:  (nervous laughter and an even longer pause). We will see what happens. I gotta get paid first!

Me:  Michael, why are you associating with the Trump campaign?

Mike Bell: (yes, an even longer, longer pause!). Well, if I don't win the county slot, Donald has promised me a great political career with him in D.C.

Me: (with some shock). Do you really believe that?

Mike Bell) (a pause so long, you wouldn't believe it!). He said, "Trust me, it is going to be huge and amazing and so incredible. Just believe me!"  He is Donald. I believe everything he says!

Contact Lafe Tolliver at tolliver@Juno.com

   

   
   


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Revised: 08/16/18 14:12:43 -0700.


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